Monk gets athletic

We discover MONK in a small sports stadium. Our disaster on four paws tries out a number of different sports, and what follows is a series of disasters coming one after the other... His attempt at pole-vaulting ends in a spectacular crash... When he throws the javelin, he beats the world record for butt spearing... Finally, he does the 100 yard dash, which he wins... Except he runs the race in the opposite direction of KIMMY, DING, BUBULL! MONK gets totally fatched and trips on his duck lying next to the sandpit for the long jump... World record! Everyone congratulates MONK, but his victory is short-lived since the world record isn't valid. Rubber ducks are not allowed to participate in the competition!