When Clinton Ruled the World / Beware of the Crack

When Tommy and Dinko mess with time in order to get Tommy the day off from school, they accidentally create a new reality where Clinton is the dictator in a society ruled by sports. / Dinko becomes obssessed with Earth superstitions. When he steps on a crack in the sidewalk, he's convinced bad things will happen to Tommy if he lifts his foot. Dinko decides to live the rest of his life on the crack so Tommy will be okay.